Random generator: [link]
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Simipour
Happy-go-lucky seemingly kind of guy. Okay.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Weepinbell
Works for me I guess? I mean all it takes is a little watering...
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Makuhita
Uuuuuuu well physics project maybe?
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Remoraid
Okay. Don't go in water. Works.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Shuppet
evil step mother references anyone? Jk, that would be cool. Maybe.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Heracross
Eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr sorry but no. No bugs. Just no bugs.
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Breloom
All that vegetarian stuff I'm not into that.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Tauros
Well. He's not doing a very good job about it.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Magneton
Errrrrrrrrr Just step back please. I like my hair when it's not fizzling, catch my drift?
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Whirlipede
HOW DID IT DO THAT
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Mandibuzz
O_________O I'm sooo happy I'm still alive.
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Electrode
.
..
.. Pardon?
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Azelf
Nice. I would even say . *puts on sunglasses* legendary.
YYYEEEAAA-- */shot*
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Weedle
. What? It was a bug. What do you do to bugs that invade your home?
You squash them.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Cobalion
Yes.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Kyogre
Wait what about that Barboach-- ah, I guess that that doesn't matter anymore, does it?
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Shaymin
All these legendaries. I feel so blessed~
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Ludicolo
I'm not scared of dentists, but I could make an exception for this.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Lapras
*Daydreams*
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Dratini
No tags. Just silly randomness. I mean I don't even know what I'm doing I should go to the sauna and then to sleep uuuuuugggghhhhh ..







