Stole this from
cuz it looked cool and I was bored. I've done this before but I think I scrapped those answers. And something random for my journals once in a while.
Random generator: [link]
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Happy-go-lucky seemingly kind of guy. Okay.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Works for me I guess? I mean all it takes is a little watering...
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Uuuuuuu well physics project maybe?
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Okay. Don't go in water. Works.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
evil step mother references anyone? Jk, that would be cool. Maybe.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr sorry but no. No bugs. Just
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
All that vegetarian stuff
I'm not into that.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Well. He's not doing a very good job about it.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Errrrrrrrrr Just step back please. I like my hair when it's
not fizzling, catch my drift?
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
HOW DID IT DO THAT
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
O_________O I'm sooo happy I'm still alive.
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Nice. I would even say
. *puts on sunglasses* legendary.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
. What? It was a bug. What do you do to bugs that invade your home?
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Wait what about that Barboach-- ah, I guess that that doesn't matter anymore, does it?
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
All these legendaries. I feel so blessed~
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
I'm not scared of dentists, but
I could make an exception for this.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Though now I just remember that one creepypasta I read
No tags. Just silly randomness. I mean I don't even know what I'm doing I should go to the sauna and then to sleep uuuuuugggghhhhh